Thursday, October 6, 2011

Pinoy Text Messages Quotes and Jokes

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Lawyer: Who stabb

A boy took a knife and started writing his girlfriend’s name on his arm.
Several minutes later, he started crying like crazy.
Why?
WRONG SPELLING. :-D

“Some boys are cheaters.
Some boys are fakes.
Lousy lies are all they make.
You’ll see no bounds of what they can do.
Because boys these days, got boyfriends too!”

“Patient is not about how you can wait, but how will you behave while waiting.”

“I respect those people who hate me. In fact, my middle finger rises up to salute them.”

“JESUS is the most beautiful name…the name of our LORD GOD…”

“Sometimes it’s better to be clueless about what’s happening around you; rather than knowing every bit of information that silently kills you.”

“Obeying GOD sometimes seems like the hardest road to take but it is the only lifestyle that brings real peace and genuine joy.”

“You’re the one who made the heaven.
You’re the one who shaped the earth.
You’re the one who formed my heart long before my birth.
I believe you always lead me.
All my days you have my faith.
All you’re thoughts told me I’m holy, full of love and grace.
You are the one. You are Holy.
You are worthy.
You are the one everlasting…
LORD, you are the one.”


“A heart break is always a blessing from God…
It maybe the very worst nightmare that leaves you crying in the middle of the night, but it’s just His way of letting you to realize that He save you from the wrong one…”

You know what’s good about a dream?
You can be with people who are impossible to be with in reality.

“Sometimes we have to realize that some people can always stay in our hearts…but not in our mind.”

“Why do we need a lover when we have so many people around to love us?
A wise man said, “Air is everywhere but we still need a fan to feel it”.”

“Don’t change yourself to adjust to person who doesn’t like you. For personality is not a theorem to proven, but a postulate to be accepted.”

“Love all the people around you.
But if you can’t love them at least don’t hurt them.”

“I never expect others to miss me, but I always drop my messages into their inbox, to show I still remember them with or without reply.”

“If you don’t know how to play with them they will play with you.
Learn how to protect your self; otherwise they will destroy you whole being.”

“GOD never takes away one thing from us without the intention of giving us something better. When you pray, don’t beg or struggle.”

“Sometimes, it’s good to show that I’m stupid, I’ m irresponsible, I’ m pathetic, cruel and boring to be with. So that I will know who will still stand by me; and for me to find out that who are just using me.”

Love Quotes Text Messages 201
Monday, September 12, 2011 7:52 PM
One day someone asked me, “What kind of person you would want to love?”
I just said, “Someone not strong enough to let me go.”

“I don’t need a perfect one. I just need someone who can make me feel that I’m the only one.”

“If someone wants to be part of your life, they’ll make an effort to be in it. So don’t bother reserving a space in your heart for someone who doesn’t make an effort to stay.”

“If there is anything better than sharing the best of what you have, sharing the best of who you are.”

“Being hurt is always a part of being in love; just bear in mind, every time you broke up with the wrong one; you get one step closer to the right one.”

“Worst thing about secretly in love it is not the times when he is with someone else, it’s the fake smile to show that we are not affected.”

“It’s really hard to determine whether someone really has a feeling for you or they are just carried away by the good things that your doing and you can’t tell if they are returning the love or just returning the favor.”

“Did you know that the expression “it’s just nothing” is the subconscious minds way of saying I love you?”

“A simple sign of stupidity is when you told to everyone that you moved on. But when you hold a pen, you still see yourself writing his name.”

“What is true love? How it works?
It is when you willing to sacrifice, accept the pain, respectful feelings and to understand…”

“What is nice in love?
It is when you understand all the struggling things in two of you but you will still find a way to be with him\her…”

“Love is when everything is not alright, confusing and hurting.
But still you just want the same person over and over again…”

“Moving on is useless if you really LOVE that person.
Just let your heart feel the pain until you realize its over.”

“Matter occupies space…
But my space is already occupied by someone who really matters…”

“Don’t let the sadness from the past and the fear of the future steal the happiness of the present.”

“It’s better to love someone who’s far and craves to be with you than to love someone who’s near yet doesn’t even care to see and talk to you.”

“Relations don’t comprise of promises and conditions but relations can be stronger with two persons only:
-the one who UNDERSTAND and
-the one who TRUST.”

“It’s nice to wake up and text to your love ones after a long dark night. Now you are ready to face a new day.”

“I don’t believe that true love means letting go, because true love means loving more than enough that you would never ever think of leaving at all.”

“If I can only reach the rainbow, I will put it down and write your name on it and put it back to the sky so people will know how colorful my life is by having a friend like you.” 

“If every beat of my heart is caused by people who are my friends…
I just want to say,
“Thank you, for keeping my heart contracted.”.”

“Things in this world are temporary.
If events are turning well, enjoy.
If they go wrong, don’t worry for it won’t last long.
REASONS:
Larger faith means lesser fear; greater trust means smaller doubts;
Stronger belief means weaker worries.
Keeps faith burning. And enjoy life at its best.”

“When tasks are so heavy and your strength is no longer enough to carry them, don’t give up. Remember, the grace of GOD is greater than a task of a good life…”

“There are times we feel like giving up.
But remember that GOD is teaching us to trust in HIS timing.
Don’t be in hurry.
Don’t be impatient.
Don’t try to force doors to open.
Don’t make things happen in your strength.
Let GOD do it HIS way. HE has a time table for all our heart’s desires…
GOD bless you.”

“Sometimes we really have to work extra hard in healing our own heart, because the people you expect to be there are too busy for their own happiness.”

“Did you ever wonder why JESUS suffered on the cross?
Why He had to experience such humiliation?
Well then my friend, it’s all because of you and me.
It is all because HE loves us so much…
[John 3:16]
Isn’t it great?
The KING of all Kings leaves HIS throne in heaven to say
I LOVE YOU to us by stretching His hands and died for us…
What an amazing love!
Amazing love…how can it be…that you my KING would die for me…
Amazing love I know it’s true. It is my joy to honor you, in all I do. I honor you my LORD JESUS CHRIST…
Thank you JESUS…”

“We tend to be afraid to experience new things because of bad memories. But sometimes, that’s all we need…
ONE BRAVE HEART to begin a new life.”

“But seek ye first the kingdom of GOD and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you.”
[Matthew 6:3]

“I don’t care if the world would hate me,
One thing is for sure…
SOMEONE at the cross whom I bend my knees,
Will never get tired of loving me…”
      -JESUS CHRIST-

“Never ever grow tired of the living life.
Never quit on moving forward.
Never stop running towards success.
For you never know how many persons are looking up to you and see you as their inspiration.”

“If prayers are not answer today, then you’ll have the reason to wake up again tomorrow and pray…”

“A second chance doesn’t always mean a happy ending…
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It is also a chance to end things.”

“It’s not wrong to miss the person you had before, it’s just a proof that you’re a good person in a way that you still care for them even if they left you…”

“Real beauty is not what the eyes can behold but what the heart can hold. What we see with our eyes will vanish someday, but what we store in our heart will forever stay…”

“How will you know if a person truly loves you?
It is when he or she brings you closer to GOD…”

“We have two eyes and just one tongue, which mean we need to look twice and talk once… We have two ears and just one mouth, so we need to listen twice as much as e speak… We have two hands and one stomach, so we need to work more than we eat…
We have two major brains parts, the left and the right, and one heart, so we can think twice but love perfectly…
Isn’t amazing that our body parts remind us how to live right?”

“A relationship will remain alive when both of you know how to understand, know how to talk and to listen, know how to share and to forgive.
Remember:
Trials will never be hindrance for you to love each other if both of you know how to hold on…”

“A guy’s biggest mistake is giving another guy the opportunity to makes his woman smile.”

“Don’t set the alarm clock if you’re not willing to wake up,
same thing with LOVE, never make somebody fall for you if later your just gonna ignore her or him…”

“Love is when it is far from perfect, yet you never wanted to change it, and would still choose it over any perfection in this world…and definitely, the one that makes you say,
“This may be imperfect but this is just exactly where I want to be.”.”

“I’m jealous of the people who get to see and be with you everyday…”

“I’m not supposed to love you.
 I’m not supposed to live my life wishing you were there.
I’m not supposed to wonder where you are or what you do.
I’m sorry I can’t help myself because I’m in love with you…”

“If I die tomorrow I’ll spent 23 hours with you.
Then, you will ask me,
“How about the one hour?”
I’ll spend that first hour searching for someone who will take care of you like the way I do.”

“The longer I stay single, the longer I serve as a public temptation and a threat to someone’s relationship.”

“No matter how fed up and carried away you are in a fight, never, ever suggest
a BREAKUP.”

“There are times I want to tell the world how much I love someone…
But it’s too late, the world already know how much he loves someone else too.”

“It’s not true that when you are single, you’re already from pain.
Actually, it’s more painful because being single, while loving somebody who ignores your feelings is an endless torture.”

“I was hurt by someone who told me that he really loves me,
But left me hanging and no matter how much I love him I just find myself saying:
“I love him, but I’m tired of hoping…”.”

Kung wala na  taung magagawa, tanging masabi na lang natin na…
“I trust GOD.”
With falling tears…

“Always stretch your heart and expand your love, so that it touches not only those whom you give it to, but also those who need it so much.
-Humility
-Reconciliation
-Unity”

“Usually, the person with more smiles…is the person with more heart aches.”
Let think about these:
Boyfri(end)
Girlfri(end)
Bestfri(end)
Specialfri(end)
Goodfri(end)
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Every relationship has its own damn end, except only for one.
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-Fam(ily).
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Now, think of an acronym with the initials ILY.
And you’d come up to a result
-“I Love You.”
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It is ironic right? But it’s true.
Love your family as they loved you.
“The simplest way to deal your love is to let your heart be free to feel what it wants to feel.”

“Someday, everything will make its perfect sense.
So for now, laugh in the confusion, smile through the tears and keep reminding yourself that everything happens for God’s purpose….
[Jeremiah 29:11]
You’re safe in God’s arm…”

“I used to think that the most painful thing in life is losing the one I value.
Now I realized that the most painful thing is losing myself in the process of valuing someone too much and forgetting that I am special too.”

“No matter how serious life gets, you will consequently need the company of people whom you can completely be stupid.”

How can you move on, when you choose to stick at the past?
How can you go on when you choose to stop?
How can you forget when you choose to remember?
And how can you still live, when you don’t want to eat breakfast?

Matanong ko lang..
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Nung bata ka pa ba kinagat mo din ba ung bakal ng monggol pencil mo para lumabas ung eraser at makapagbura ka?
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Nilalagay mo ba ung milo sa palad mo at dinidilaan ito?
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Kumakanta ka ba din ba noon sa harap ng electreicfan?
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Sinisilip mo din ba ung refrigerator kung mamatay ung ilaw habang sinasara?
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Sinipsip mo din ba ung bulaklak ng santan?
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Ginagawa mo rin bang sigarilyo ang stick-O?
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At nagsulat ka din ban g pangalan sa maalikabok na sasakyan?


“Iniibig ko ang bansang PILIPINAS..
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Dahil isa ako sa “MAGAGANDANG TANAWIN” dito..
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ang magreact TORESTA!”

“Teacher: Juan! Paano mo nagawang perfekin ang exam?!
Juan: bilib ka na naman maam! Mata ko pa lang ginamit ko jan ah..paano kung pati utak ko nah?
Teacher: sa oras na  maperfect ka pa. bagsak ka na..”

“Dakakaidis talaga..
Bay sipod dadabad ako..
Barado dababad ilong ko..
Bahirap dadabad batulog..
O bakit gadyad ka bubasa?
Bay sipod ka did ba?”

“One day may GIRL na minsan ng nasaktan ang damdamin ni boy..
Dahil dito nagbreak sila..
After 3 months..
Narealize ni girl na mahal na mahal pala niya si boy..
Kaya kinausap niya si boy..
Girl:give me one more chance, I love you and I need you.. I will never hurt you anymore.. (she said crying)
But the boy just laugh and said, “Tanga man ang mga taong bumabalik sa mga taong nanakit na sa kanila.”
Hopeless. The girl cried but the boy hug her saying…
“At isa ako sa mga tangang yun..”

“Alam ko makulit ako
Lagi na lang,
“hi, kumusta?”
Laging,.
“ingat ka..”
At puro,
“miss na kita.”
Pasencya na hah..sabihin na lang natin na…
“kaming mga “cute” ay sweet lang talaga..”

“Pwede ka naman maging masaya kahit wala ka sa isang RELASYON.
Dahil pwede ka naman sumaya, kahit sa simpleng INSPERASYON.”

How I wish I could be a kid forever…
Mga kaibigan lang ang namimiss..
Laruan lang ang minamahal..
Kendi lang ang iniiyakan..
At pamalo lang ang problema..

Bakit ka naman malungkot kung single ka?
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.kung marami namang taken ang gusting ekaw ang makasama?

“Aanhin ko pa si kupido,
Kung ubos na ang pana niya?
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Dahil sa sobrang manhid mo..
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Samurai na lang ang gagamitin ko..”

“minsan mas tamang bumitaw kapag alam mo nang di ka
pinapahalagahan?
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Malay mo sa pagbitaw mo,
 mahulog ka sa tamang puwesto at masalo ng tamang tao..”

“Akala ko noon, dagat lang ang lumalalim..
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Pati din pala feelings ko sayo ganun din..”

“Ang totoong nagmamahal ay parang matinong estudyanteng naeexam
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Hindi tumitingin sa iba kahit nahihirapan.”

It’s nice to hear…”

“Hindi ako naghaahangad ng taong PERPEKTO,
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Dahil sapat na sa akin young taong MARUNONG MAKUNTENTO.”

“Kung nabibili lang ang mga taong hindi nanloloko,
kahit mahal pa yan pag.iipunan ko.

“mahirap iwanan ang isang tao na tunay mong minamahal..
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Tanging maidasal mo na lang na sana Lord pagdating ng tamang panahon
kami ang magkatuluyan…”

“ang magmahal ng tama ay ikinatutuwa ng Dios..
Pero hindi ikinatutuwa ng Dios ang labis na
pag aalala sa makamundong damdamin…”

Bakit mahirap pansinin ang isang ex?
Galit ka ba dahil sinaktan ka niya?
Galit ka ba dahil iniwan ka niya?
Galit ka ba dahil niloko ka niya?
O kaya nahihiya ka lang aminin na
    “mahal mo pa rin siya”?

“Bakit kasi lagi kang dumadalaw sa panaginip ko?
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Ayan tuloy..
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Gumaganda tuloy ang gising ko..”


“bahala na kung magsyota kayo ngayon,
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Basta tayo ang mag asawa pagdating ng panahon..”


Kagabi nagtanong ako sa sarili ko..
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“hanggang kailan ko kaya siya mamahalin?”
Inumaga na ako di ko pa nasasagot!
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“hanggat may umaga, mahal ko siya..”


BF & GF:
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Gf: I need space!
Bf:(umusog ng kunti) oh ayan space!
Gf: I mean mahiwalay na tayo!
Bf: oh cge, jan ka dumaan sa kaliwa, ditto ako sa kanan..
Gf: ano va!
Bf: anong anova?
Gf: ayaw sayo ng mama ko..
Bf: eh mas lalo naman ako, di ako pumapatol sa matanda noh, loko ka talaga mahal.
Gf: break na nga kc tau! Ok??
Bf: ah, un lang pala eh tara, gutom na rin ako eh..:)


“Nung nakilala kita nagging TAMAD ako..
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TAMAD na akong magmamahal pa ng iba..”


“Huwag mong hanapin ang katangian ng dati mong mahal sa gusto mong mahalin ngayon.
Walang taong magkatulad
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At walang love story na magkaparehas.”

“Hindi lahat
 ng ngiti kasiyahan ang dahilan, kadalasan kc iyon ang pinakamatinding paraan, para itago ang sobrang kalungktan…”


“Hindi masama amgmahal ang isang taong may syota ng iba..
Magsisimula ang mali kung mamahalin ka rn niya.”


“Malaman mong mahalaga ang isang tao kapag kinukwento mo siya sa iba at hindi mo napapansing nakangiti ka na pala.”

“Imagine the person you secretly love is also secretly in love with you…”

“Find someone who supports you, not someone who stops you from everything that is not pleasing to him\her…”

“If you don’t have a lovelife.
There’s one thing you should do:
LOVE LIFE

“The happiest feeling ever knowing that he could be any other girl in the entire world, but he chooses to be with you…”

“One of the best moments in life is when you feel sad but you’ve got someone who doing more efforts just to make you smile…”

“There are moments in my life that I will always remember not because they are important, but because you were there.”

“If a man really loves you,
He would do everything just to change
Especially
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“You must always follow your heart, not your mind.
Because there are saying,
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“never mind.”
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So tell me now. Where did you hear “never heart”?”


“A girl’s laughter is much more cheerful than a boy’s…
But a boy’s tears are much more meaningful than a girl’s…
That’s why a girl’s laugh can make a boy fall in love and a boy’s tear holds a girl back.”

“A woman’s HEART should be SO lost in GOD, so that a MAN needs to seek HIM in order to find HER.”

“Every last word every single thing you say:
 Try to stop me now but it’s already too late. If you really don’t care then say it to my face. Stop. Tell me the truth because I’m so confuse, your pushing me away.”

“Fall in love when you are ready,
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Not when you are lonely.”


“I remember the day my crush approached me and said:
“Can I set beside you while we’re having an exam?”
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I asked, “Why you want to copy my answers?”
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He said and smiled, “Nope, but I feel perfect when I’m beside you.”
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That time I feel so tired! Because we got ZERO…”

“Being hurt is always a part of being in love.
Just bear in mind, every time you broke up with the wrong one,


“It’s really hard to hold on to the feelings that you have always held.
To treat someone as ordinary when in fact he’s very special…
And to keep calm, though you’re obviously jealous…”


“It’s very easy to be nice at those people you like.
 But being nice at those you hate? That’s a talent.”

When it rains, all birds fly for shelter…
But the eagle alone avoids rain by flying above clouds.
Remember:
“Problems are common to all but the attitudes make the difference.” 


“We may always look okay, but we also get tired.
It is tired that sometimes we have to give up something.
It may be a sad decision but it’s the only way to grow up and continue life…”

“Life is not about destination.
It’s about the journey of being the best person you can be, and being there to make people happy, and give a helping hand…
It’s about the little things we do along the way that makes the journey of other people more memorable…”


“If you learn to let go and you can’t find happiness, maybe you forgot one thing, to learn to free yourself…”

“If someday I’ll be gone and destiny wouldn’t make me stay, words left unspoken and actions never expressed. But you know what?
I’ll never forget how you once shared your time with me.”

“We get hurt the moment we start to care. And they start to care the moment they realized we’re hurt…”


“I’m a quitter but doesn’t mean I’m a loser, every time I quit, doesn’t mean I’m giving up, it only means that I have to let go of what I think is enough…”

“If things are meant to be they are surely happen…”

“I had love you before you know ME..
I tried to get your attention but you we’re so busy…
I wanted to give you all to make you mine.
I prove my love when I gave you My Life…”
From: LORD JESUS CHRIST…

“If you want changes in your life, you must be willing to sacrifice the old for the new…
You should know someone else, be somewhere else and do something else…”

“Trials in life are like washing machines.
Its twist us, spin us and knock us around but in the end we come out cleaner brighter and better than before.”


“Sometimes, I forget to thank the people who make my life happy in their own simple ways. Sometimes, I fail to tell them how much I appreciate them for being a part of my life. Today is just an ordinary day, nothing really special…but THANKS for being around…”

Si teacher & Juan)
Teacher : Juan panu mu nagawa na ma perfect ang exam mo ha ??
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Juan : biLib kna nman skin ma'am??
Mata ko pa lng gnamit ko jan ha ?
panu pa kaya kng pati Utak ko na ..
hahaha .. kapal ng mukha ni Juan .. :D

Hindi naman talaga distansya ang nakakasira sa LONG DiSTANCE RELATiONSHiP..
Kundi ang kawalan ng TiWALA at mga MALiNG HiNALA ..


Ang LOVE parang rental computer sa internet cafe
Kasi kahit iextend mo ng iextend yung time, darating din yung oras na matatapos ka at may uupong iba para palitan ka.


sa pag ibig hindi importante ang KALAGAYAN , PAMANTAYAN , KAPURIHAN , KAPINTASAN , EDAD , TALINO , KASARIAN at ESTADO .
kasi pag nagmamahal ...
walang ANO ? , SINO ? . ILANG TAON ? ,SAAN ? , BAKIT ? at PAANO ? ...
ang importante ang nilalaman ng puso mo at hindi yung sinasabi ng ibang tao ....

' MOVE ON '
sabi niLa madaLi Lang gawin
yun kung gugustuhin muh ..
madaLi nga ba ??
na kaLimutan ung feelings mo sa
taong minhaL mu ng sobra ?
na isipin na di na mauuLit ang
masasayang aLa.aLa ?
na araw.araw gigising ka na
maLungkot dahiL ang datinh
minahaL mu ay may mahaL
nang iba ?
na piLit mong tatanggapin
na di kayo para sa isa't isa ?
at umiyak naLang dahiL
aLam mong masaya sya
kahit waLa ka ?
madaLi nga ba ??
madaLi Lang sabihin na
mag.MOVE ON ..
pero once na ikaw
ang nasa sitwasyon
ung akaLa mung
madaLing gawin ..
nakakamatay gawin ..

Boy: daddy? how did I come into this world??
Dad: listen carefully..
mom & dad met each other in a cyber cafe...in the restrooms of that cyber cafe, dad connected to mom a big USB. Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick... when dad finished uploading we discovered we did not use firewall...since it was too late to cancel or delete,nine months later we ended up w/ a virus...
...hahahah!

I know that my life s a precious gift from God,
He can take my life anytime as he planned because I'm just living
not until 4 ever but 4 a BORROWED time, so while my time has not
yet ended, let me say I'M SORRY 4 d mistakes I've done & THANK U
4 being part of my wonderful borrowed time..

God would rather have someone sitting in a bar, praying to Him in earnest than someone sitting in church thinking about his golf game.

“I asked GOD to give me simple friends…
Tapos binigay ka niya..
Napasmile ako..
Si GOD talaga..
Simple lang hiningi ko…
Napakaspecial ng binigay Niya..”

“Time changes and years passed but one thing will never changed, the happiness I feel coz in all the roads I come too, I took the one…
Where I meet you?”


“Nobody can ever make you smile for no apparent reason, except for a person who’s always on your mind…”


“There are moments in my life that I will always remember not because they were important, but because you were there.”


Never cry for the person who hurt you.
Just smile and say:
“You’re just my some one, but not my only one.”

“What would you feel if somebody will tell you these words?
I will not forget you.
I care for you.
You are mine.
I love you.
It feels great right?
You are remembered, cared, belonged, and loved…
These words are for you from: GOD
I care for you.
1 Peter 5:7
I will not forget you.
Isaiah 44:21
You are mine.
Isaiah 43:1
I love you.
Isaiah 43:4
It is wonderful to realize how sweet GOD is…”

“Don’t depend so much on anyone in this world…
It is because even your own shadow leaves you when you’re in darkness.”

“Everyone is not afraid of trying again. They’re just afraid of getting hurt for the same reason”


“Doing something for GOD is a privilege, not a burden.
If GOD gives you an assignment, count yourself blessed that HE considered you faithful enough to trust you with it.”


“Olive is crushed to make the best oils. Grapes are squeezed to make the finest wines.
Roses are pressed to make the most fragrant perfumes. Have you been crushed, squeezed and pressed by life’s trials and difficulties?
Be glad…”

“For no matter how we hide, we can never run away from our Lord…”

“Whenever you share the goodness in your heart, you will always end up winning because life is an echo. It gives back to you what you have given. Stay nice even others not, even others cannot, even others do not, and even others will not.”

“They say you can never love a person whom you’ve never seen I just smiled and said,
“I haven’t seen God but I love him”.”


“The happiest people don’t necessarily have the best of everything in life, perhaps there just well at making the best of most everything that brings along their way.”

There a lot of things in this earth. But there is only one thing I want to stay in my heart forever: “It is the love of GOD that he always reminding me that I am his child…”  

“A smile makes us look younger, while prayer makes us looks stronger.”

“I may have failed a dozen times, but one thing enabled me to run the race of life, it’s when I saw JESUS at the end line, inspiring me to move on…”

“In facing life’s ups and downs, let’s always cling to GOD and dwell on His promises. Let us be like the finest bamboo, bending but not breaking…”

“Cheating is bad, as all knows.
But do you know that cheating is good?
Yes, it’s true!
Cheating is really is good!
It is really good especially in taking away your integrity and trampling down the dignity you have.
Is that what you call success?
Meditate on it.”

“Jesus is a friend who is close beside us.
Every tile we feel lost, His light will surely guide us and anywhere we go his love will always reach us…”


“Everybody wants happiness, no one likes pain.
But how can you make a rainbow with little rain?”

“Time is the most valuable resource a student has.
Don’t waste time; time lost is never found again.”


“No matter what we do, nothing profits without love.”
     1 Corinthians 13:3

“I’ve committed a lot of mistakes in my life, I’m not a perfect person, but I’m trying to be. But, there’s one thing I did right…that is when I followed GOD in my heart…”

Hearing music tells you that the music is playing but listening tells you what the songs is saying…
There are times we hear but we forget to listen.



Teacher: why are u talking during my discussion?
Student: then, why are teaching during my conversation?

“sundin mo ang utos ng mga mas nakakatanda sayo..
Para pagtanda mo sundin ka din ng mga mas bata pa sa iyo...
Basta tama hah..”

“Lito: bakit may tali ka sa paa?

Pedro: gusto ko nang mamatay!! Magbibigti ako!
Lito: bat sa paa? Dapat sa leeg!
Pedro:sinusubukan ko na sa leeg kanina, kaso hindi ako makahinga eh..


Teacher: are you late?
Pupil: nawalan kasi ng five hundred pesos ung lalake maam eh.
Teacher: ah, tinulungan mo siyang hanapin ang nawala niyang pera?
Pupil:hnd po! Tinapakan ko po ung five hundred pesos niya po hanggang sa umalis siya..

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