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Lawyer: Who stabbed you?
Nino: pare, hindi ko naiintindihan, tulungan mo ako pare. Ekaw kasi marunong ka magenglish.
Miko: sus! hindi mo naintindihan pare?.
Nino: ounga pare hindi ko naintindihan. Anu sabi ng lawyer pare?
Miko: SINO DAW SI TABYO!!

Amerikano: We were the first on who walk in the moon.
Pinoy: We’ll be the first one who will step in the sun!
Amerikano: Are you crazy? It impossible, it’s too hot in there!
Pinoy: We’re not stupid, we’ll go there at night.


“Dakila ka oh DIOS, hindi ka nagbabago..
Katapatan mo’y malawak pa sa mundo, PAG-IBIG mo’y umaapaw sa buhay ko..kaya papuri’t pagsanbay alay laman SAYO…”
“Minsan gusto ko ng sumoko dahil sa mga problema mainsan ko gusto ko ng matulog ng walwng gisingan, pero narealize ko na dapat lumaban”

BANA: tab-ang ang kape,
bugnaw ang kan.on, lasaw ang sabaw! Unsaon
mn pgkagana nato ini?
ASAWA: sobra nka ha! nireklamo ba ko
gabii nga PARAT IMONG ITLOG?

Sexy girl Nangumpisal
PARI: iha, unsa man imong sala?
SEXY: fader ug makabati kog laki na mamalikas, d nko
mapugngan  makigsex niya..
PARI: KA YAWA basad!

"Hindi sa lahat ng oras BAD INFLUENCE ang brkada...
sadyang may mga bagay lng n masarap gawin kpag sila
ang kasama...

Some people are sweet at FIRST...
always have time for you at FIRST...
serious
at FIRST...
BUT why do some people changed after you love
them so much?
maybe all ROMANTIC MOMENTS only happens at FIRST..
but NEVER LAST!

I nver wished for a perfect LOVE.
i just wanted to be with someone who stays
real even if i'm still unsure of everything. :)

Someone asked me..
"why it's easy for you to let go & moved on
even if your deeply inlove to someone?"
I just answered: because i don't want to show that i'm hurt..
i could act that i'm strong even though i'm  broken into pcs.
coz i don't want that person be proud that once in his life
there's someone who suffered because of his stupid GAME!

“You can always choose who to care for, to protect to and share your life with.
But you can never choose who to fall in love with, because love is not a choice…”

“If they don’t know how to value you, let them go. It’s much better to lose them, than to feel stupid being with them.”

“The person who really loves you sees what a mess you can be, how moody you can get and how hard you are to handle but still wants you in his life.”

“I don’t know why you are so special to me…
Why I love you..,
Why I trust you..,
Why I care for you..,
Why I think of you..,
Why you make me smile..,
But one thing is for sure…
“If you’re not there my happiness is lacking.”

“Did you know that when people appear in your dreams, it means, that person wants to see you.”

“Sometimes people put up walls, not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.”

“I was smiling yesterday, I am smiling today and I will smile tomorrow. It is simply because life is too short to cry for anything that’s worthless.”

“You know what makes it hard when we fall in love with a friend?
It’s the idea that you can tell everything to that person, except your feelings.”

“Love is far different from commitment.
Love is a gift which anyone can have, while commitment is a sacrifice for love that not everybody is capable of.
It’s just so sad that the word commitment is enclosed with duties which makes other people afraid. They maybe ready for love but not for commitment.
Come to think of it…
Isn’t love enough to keep a commitment?
Or isn’t commitment enough to show your love?
Isn’t it?? What do you think?”

“Love hurts when GOD knows you deserve someone else…”

What is love?
In math: A problem.
In history: A war.
In chemistry: A reaction.
In art: A heart.
For us: It’s them.”

“BOY: What’s your biggest dream?
GIRL: To kiss the rain. How about you?
BOY: To be the rain and kiss you back.”

Minsan mpaglaro ang tadhana,
mahal ka ayaw mo,
mahal mo ayaw nmn sau,pero mas masakit ay
ung mahal ka mahal mo,
pero ayaw ng tadhana maging kau!

Kung talgang tapat ka sa taong mahal mo,
nkatalikod at malau mn sya sa tabi mo,
hndi mo papa2lan ang cno mang lalandi sau..

“Hindi ko na kailangang ipagsigawan sa mundo na MAHAL na MAHAL ko siya…”

“Hindi porket chixboy at playboy sila eh gwapo na sila..
Mas gwapo pa rin yung lalaking minsan lang mainlove na may respeto pa at marunong makuntinto sa isa.”

“-LOVE-YOU
My name is “I”
My problem is “LOVE”
My solution is “YOU”
It means to say “I love you”
“Mahal kita sa tagalong
“I love you” sa English
“143” sa Mathematics
“Kaluguran daka” kong kapangpangan”

“Hindi man ako yong taong nauna sa puso mo, o yong tao na mas higit pa na nagpapasaya sayo..
Tandaan mong ako naman yong taong palaging nandito pag kailangan mo.”

“Minsan, kapag naalala niyo yung  mga oras na nag aaway kayo mg mahal mo.., ung mga bagay na pinagtatalunan niyo, napangiti kayo..
Kasi kahit sa dinami-dami ng sermon na natanggap niyo galing sa mahal mo..sa huli,
“I love you” pa rin ang huling lumalabas sa bibig niya.”

“Kung naghihintay ka sa isang taong tunay na magmamahal sa sayo…
“MAGING TAPAT KA…”

“Nakakatuwa pag nag away kayo ng mahal mo at umabot kayo sa puntong halos maghiwalay na kayo..
Ngunit bigkasin niya ang salitang,
“ok talaga! Break na tayo!”
Mas pinili niyang sabihing..
“lika nga dito.. ang arte mo.. payakap nga.. I love you!”

“What is a CRUSH?
Ito ay paghanga sa isang tao na hindi marunong makahalata.”

“Makikilala mo ang isang tao kung maresponsable siya...
Sa pamamagitan ng kanyang sariling talio at kakayahan..
Kahit bata pa siya may sarili na siyang plano para sa kanyang sariling pamilya…
Ganyan ang tunay na lalake..”

"God will shower graces more than what u expected,
not just because you asked for them, but someone around you
prayed and wished them for you.

We all have our own book of life.
we're just trying to find someone who can
understand it, or someone who will help us finish writing it.

He is my medecine wen im n pain,
my letter wen im far, my smyl
wen im sad,
my handkerchief wen i cry,
& my lyf wen i Die.
LETS LIVE W/ JESUS.

Wanna know why all father is always strict to  his daughter
than the mother?
It's because mother knows what love is. but father know,
what BOYS ARE.

“A very sick woman dreamt that Jesus give her water to drink.
When she woke up in the morning she was well again, fit, and fine and healed. She saw a peace of paper in the side of her table which read, “Jesus is the true living GOD.”

“Never afraid to encounter risk; it is by taking chances that we learn how to be brave.”
“GOD is the author of life. HE is the reasons why certain things were allow happening.
HE holds destiny.
HE knows when.
HE knows why.
HE knows you perfectly.
HE made you.
So when your life is all mixed up and things get heavier, trust HIM.
HE makes all things beautiful and meaningful in HIS time…”

“The LORD woke you up today because HE believes that you can do something life changing to the lives of others…”

“It’s hard to take a role in someone’s life when you’re not even part of the script…”

“Never forget to thank GOD for the blessings He’s given us. No matter how good or bad, there’s always a reason, and it’s always for the best…”

“Never let yourself fall in to temptation”… be brave to GOD always… GOD is the one who give us light…”

“There was a man asked:
“How can you believe in GOD when the world has many problems?”
Then another man replied:
“With all these problems, how can we have survived without GOD?”

“The one who really loves you will never leave you. He will always there to love you.
He know how to make you feel better. He know how to understand your beliefs to GOD…”

“What if GOD has an answering Machine?
‘For Thanksgiving, Press 1’
‘For confessions, Press 2’
‘For comments, Press 3’
‘For other Prayers, Press 4’
What if the machine tells you this?
‘Sorry all angels are busy now, Please pray again later’…
It will be hard, right?
So let us thank GOD, He gives us opportunity to be alive…”.”

“END is not the END.
In fact, E.N.D means “EFFORT NEVER DIES.”
If you get NO answer remember N.O. means “NEXT OPPORTUNITY”
So be POSSITIVE.”

“An inspiring fact that bear in mind…
MATHEMATHICS may not be breathe oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide or to love a friend to forgive enemy but there’s one thing we can personally love about math, it give us hope that in every problem there is a solution.”

Friendship is an unwritten promise,
its no given by any pledge nor
written on any paper instead its a promise
base on "VALUE & TRUST" written n d hearts thanks for being one.

You don't need to hear from me everyday 2 assure that im a friend,
and u don't have 2 see me 2 know dat im real.
u just have know dat somehow, somewhere im just here..

“Being with friends doesn’t mean you’re doing bad things. But, instead you’re doing thing which you can call memories…”

“A friend is never a coincidence in your life…
They are once a stranger meant to come into your life to bring to you priceless lessons and funny memories…”

“Never hide your secrets from a person who can read your eyes because…the one who reads your eyes is also expert in reading your heart…”

“Much the vitality of the friendship lies in the honoring of differences, not simply in the enjoyment of the similarities.”

“Every time I hear my text tone, I always hope it’s from you. My cell phone may have limited space but my heart has unlimited space for someone like you.”

Monday, October 03, 2011 8:13 PM
“It’s painful to fall in love with someone who has someone else, especially if you tried everything to ignore the feelings…
Worst if that someone made you feel as if you’re someone special. But then you’re just special and never would be the one.”

“I don’t wish to be the every thing of everyone, but I would like to be the only one of my special someone…”

“Relationship starts with “can we talk?”
And it ends with “we need to talk!”.”

“We are born to be love, to sacrifice and to learn what’s wrong and what’s right.”
Inspirational Quotes Text Messages 204
Saturday, October 01, 2011 2:09 PM
“If only we know how to handle all things rightly this world must be the perfect place to live, but it’s not. Sad to say, we’re not the wise… and change must start in or self…”

“A great character will always make you more attractive than someone who has only a great face but no substance. That beauty catches the attention, but character catches the heart.”

“A poet says:
“It is possible to cross an ocean without getting your feet wet.
But it is impossible to cross the life without getting your eyes wet.”

“Life has its own way of making us smile even when you want to give up in losing hope, because certain surprises come your way just when you thought you would never smile again. God’s blessing may come as a surprise, and how much you receive depends on how much your heart can believe.”

“Nothing more beautiful than a confident girl who doesn’t pretend to be something she’s not, down to earth and let no guys define who she is, who she was and who she will be.”

“Sometime, you have to distance yourself from the conflicting situation because at times, seeing things from afar makes you see reality.”

“Being a college student is so easy, it’s just like walking in the park, a park like Jurassic Park…”

Moddern Day wedding ceremony:
Pari: do you both agree to change your FB status from inrelationship to married?
   GROOM: like
    BRIDE: like din father.
Pari: ok. You are now husband and wife. You may upload your pitures and don’t forget to tagged me.
ADDICT SA FACEBOOK.

“I love my friends.
I love how they laugh at me whenever I crack stupid jokes.
I love how they laugh at me whenever I feel high. I love how they get angry whenever I forgot my responsibilities. I love how the raise a toast whenever my heart’s breaking.
I love my friends and life would not be any better way, thank you for one of them.”

“A real friend is the one who share secrets, not who spread secrets.”

“You meet people better than me, nicer than me, but one thing I can assure to you is that I will always be there for you when they all leave you.”

“Sometimes, were not looking for someone who has everything, but someone who has time to spend with us more than anything.”

“Love means until you see each other again and prove that the feeling always exist even if great distance contradicts.”

“You keep running after the people who care less about you.
Why don’t you stop? Turn around and see the one’s running behind?”

“Saying “I love you” to a person it means you are committing yourself to that particular person, so don’t say if you don’t mean it.”

“I’m afraid to give meanings when someone treats me special…because I might do something stupid things like FALLING in LOVE.”

“True loves comes only in a  lifetime. It suddenly knocks on your heart. So when the right love comes don’t ever let it go, because true love is better than the first love.”

“Maaring puro kalokohan ang nalalaman ko. Pero sana naman, maniwala siyang, siya lang naman talaga ang kinalolokohan ko.”

“Did you ever know that jokes are better than promises?
It is because jokes are half truth, while promises are half lies.”

“Noon nangako ako sa sarili ko na ayaw ko nang magmahal dahil ayaw ko ng umiyak at masaktan pero ng makilala kita di bale ng umiyak at masaktan basta ikaw ang dahilan.”

“Mahirap kalimutan ang dapat tandaan, pero mas mahirap paglage mong natatandaan ang dapat ng kalimutan.”

“Ang lovelife ng mga lalake parang multiple choice..
Sa apat na pagpipilian ang palaging bibilugan ay ang,
ALL OF THE ABOVE.”

“Ang ibang kabataan ngaun mas focus sa worldly lovelife kisa sa sariling pamilya mas mahal pa ang bf\gf kesa sa sariling ama\ina puro mapagmahal na salita ang sinasabi sa syota pero matindi kung sagut-sagutin ang mga magulang.
Galante sa worldly love pero madamot sa kapatid, ganyan sila katanga..pabaya sa sariling pamilya magalang sa iba.”

“Ano akala mo sa love? Burger?
Na buy one take one?”

“Sa tuwing nalulungkot ako hinahanap kita at sa bawat sandali iniisip kita.
Sa mga oras na to namimis kita ng sobra sobra..
Gano kaya kasakit ang bakas pag nalaman kong…
May iba ka na..”

“Hayaan mong mahalin kita hanggang sa kaya ko..
Hayaan mong masaktan ako..dahil sa pag-ibig ko sa iyo..
Lahat ng ito gagawin ko..
Dahil para sa akin..
Ekaw ang buhay ko..”

“Pag may “ikaw” may “ako”d aalis c “ako” kasi mahal niya c “ikaw” pag wala na si “ikaw” wala na rin si “ikaw”. Bakit? Kasi si “ikaw” ang buhay ni “ako” so, ingat si “ikaw” dahil nag-alala si “ako”.”

“Sa klase ng grade one:
Teacher: kung kayo ay nagkathird eye, saan niyo ilalagay at bakit?
(marami ang sumagot, pero isa lang ang nagstand out)
1’student: sa puso ko po para hindi na ako mabulag sa pag-ibig.”

“Pag may mahal kang iba tell me.
Pag may gusto kang iba ask me.
Alam mo kung bakit?
Ayoko lang habang mahal kita, iba naman ang mahal mo.
Masakit un, alam mo ba?”

“It hurts to love someone just lolokohin ka lang pero you know what?
Mas masakit yong e give up mo yung mahal mo and then pretend na parang wala lang kahit ang totoo “every night” iniiakan mo, dahil nasasaktan ka sa desisyon mo.”

“No one ever fulfill a dream without failing.
No one perfected art without erasures.
No one ever loved without a broken heart.
Above all no one can live alone without GOD…”

“Talk GOD into your heart by reading Bible…”

“Read and learn:
In life, never welcome something you cannot entertain. Never open your doors if your doors if your heart means to close. Never accept love if you cannot give yourself in return. Never start a relationship you know you would want to end. Two of the shorted words in English language are “yes” or “no” yet they are often the ones that require the most thought before they are often the ones that require the most thought before they are spoken.”

“Why is it that when we already gathered all the reasons to let them go, they suddenly acts and proves to us that we really should not…” 

“Appreciate life itself even if it’s not perfect, contentment is not fulfillment of what you wish for, but an appreciation of what you have.”

“Did you ever know that jokes are better than promises?
It is because jokes are half truth, while promises are half lies.”

“Morning message:
I woke up this morning with a happy heart, thankful for a night of rest and comfort, grateful for opening my eyes to yet another day of God’s love and provision.
And so, with a prayer in my lips and heart I think of you, hoping all the days of your life will be well, ever grateful as I am.”

“It takes a thousand brains to explain what love is…
 How to know and truly feel it? Only two hearts can do…
It’s JESUS and you.”

“Losing someone is like losing a pen.
If you don’t take care of it and let other people borrow it, it will end up missing and there will be no way to get it back.
REMEMBER:
It was not the pen “who” walked away from you; it was you, who did not protect it.”

“When we get hurt so much we can’t avoid to cry…
Even if you are saying how many times, “I don’t want to cry!”
The tears will suddenly fall…because of the pain that makes your heart hurt so much.”

“If you don’t want temptation to come to you, don’t act as if you are interested.”

“Always continue the journey of being a channel of inspiration to every person. Life is not a coincidence, it’s not an echo of what you invest.”

“The worst regret we can have in life is not for the wrong things we do…but for the wrong things we did.”

“How could the best things in life, sometimes at the wrong time.
And the only option left are:
Grab it now or never have it again.”

“When something goes wrong, it’s more important to decide who’s going to start fixing things, rather than thinking that’s to blame.”

“I act like I’m fine even if I’m not but it doesn’t mean that I’m a pretender I just want to be positive while my whole world is negative.”


“Morning message:
When GOD opened the window, He saw me and asked me:
“What is your morning wish?”
I said:
“Lord just takes care of the person who’s reading this message right now.”

“Don’t tell GOD that you have the great problem, but instead tell problem that you have a great GOD…”

“Fact:
Boys and girls have a lot of crushes but their heart only to one GOD...”

“It’s pretty much amazing that Jesus loves us and we are so blessed.”

“Being a college student is so easy, it’s just like walking in the park, a park like Jurassic Park…”

“Having GOD in your boat does not mean that you will not face any storm, but it means that storm can’t sink your boat.”

“People were created to be loved.
Things were created to be used.
The reason why the world is in CHAOS, is because things are being loved, and people are being used.”

“I want to be the woman who makes your bad days better.
The one that makes you say,
“My life has changed since I met her…”

“Love someone because they give you what you need instead love them because they give you feelings you never thought you needed…”

“Finding a perfect someone?
The only thing you can do to make it somehow perfect is to be “satisfied with one”…”

“Most of us can’t sleep when we’re starting to fall in the likeness of the love.
Same thing as we can’t sleep when that love is starting to fade…”

“You say you love the sun but you cover your eyes when it shines…
You say you love the rain but you open your umbrella when it pours…
You say you love the wind but you close your windows when it blows…
That’s why I’m afraid when you say you love me.”
           -Shakespeare-

“A sad story:
Mia and Jared are best friends…
Jared came from a broken family and Mia loves Jared more than just a friend but she’s afraid to tell him because she might lose him.
     One day Mia notice that Jared is always with another girl.
Mia got mad and killed the girl and she was imprisoned.
Jared decided to go abroad.
Three months later Mia received a letter from Jared it says:
“Time heals wounds, but I can’t forgive myself for loving the woman who killed my long lost sister.”

“Giving up is always answers for an unsure relationship.”

“There are so many people telling I love you, I love you so much and I love you more.
But they can’t prove it.”

“Be a person full of love.
Stay simple yet happy.
When things go wrong, don’t go blue, just pray and say, “I will get through…”
Always remember GOD loves us…”

“With GOD, we can take the choice and be content, take the tension and be calm, take the heart and be brave, take the obstacles and build FAITH.”

“To wisdom:
The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.
-do not worry.
-do not be afraid.
-hold on.
-do not give up.
-be brave.
-be faithful in prayer.
-and don’t forget to smile.
Greater things are yet to come.
Expect great things from GOD; attempt great things for GOD.”
From the book of John 16:33 in the Holy Bible:
“..the world will make you suffer, but be braved! I have defeated the world.”
        -JESUS-

“God reserved something special for you.
There is more to your life than you ever thought.
There is more to your story than what you have read.
There is more to your song than what you have sung.
A good author saves the best for last.
A great composer keeps his finest from the finish.
And GOD, the author of life and composer of hope has done the same for you.
The best is yet to come…”

“We finally walked separate lives we realized that a moment spent without them is…
Like dying stars which slowly leave the sky empty.”

“When a boy smiling at you with a meaningful smile…
Without negative interest is a gentle smile of a boy.
Holy and pure…”

“Crying is the best way to throw away the pain from your heart...therefore, always think that there’s still beautiful tomorrow from the past days of your life…”

“A girl must keep her dignity and also a boy, because a girl\boy who didn’t  know how to keep her\his dignity is like a bird that can’t sing with pure harmony and can’t sing with truthful melody…
And the most of all is we should keep our dignity with GOD…”

“There’s no distance in God’s heart…
Why?
It is because HE always wanted that our love with HIM will everlasting stay in our heart…
Remember that God’s love is holy…so open your heart to welcome HIS everlasting love for us…
Never let your heart as dirty as rug, make it sure that our heart is always clean…”

“The words of GOD make us strong even if we have always encountered trials in our life…
Those trials will make our faith strong into God if we know how to understand and be patient…
Every time we cry GOD comfort us and he show us how his love works in our life…
GOD never makes us feel always alone…
He is always there keeping his promise in our heart…”

“We have not failed a thousand times…
We just found a thousands ways that can cause failure.
Do not focus on failures but rather take its lesson and learn form it.
God is able to give you another chance for you to succeed by using your failure as a weapon for your success…”

“Every plan sometimes will fail…
It is because every idea sometimes will change…because the things in our life are unexpected.”

“Si Kitty and si Boogy
These are the two
famous characters you wont miss to
 hear every time musakay ka og jeep,
Musyagit ang kondoktor
“si Kitty ug si Boogy lang beh para makasud pah ng uban,
kuwang pa nag tulo ang wala..
si Kitty og si Boogy lang palihug.”

“Sarap ng feelings pag laging busy syempre kahit paano nakalimutan ang problema pero sana problema lang kalimutan natin…wag pati ung taong nagpapahalaga sa atin.”

“Do you know that the word “Ekaw talaga..” means “I like you.”?

“Kung hahanap ka ng taong magmamahal sayo ng sobra-sobra
-be loyal.
-be kind.
-be wise.
-love and be loved.”

“It’s best to know where we are weak. We have to learn to accept defeat.
If at first we don’t succeed, then persistence is all we need.”

“Believe in what you’re praying for.
If GOD has placed that desire in your heart, then you must fear not, for HE is with you…”

“Life is so beautiful that death has fallen in love with it. A jealous, possessive love that grabs at what it can.”

“In life, it’s really wiser not to expect but to hope, because in expecting, you’re asking for disappointment while in hoping, you’re inviting a surprise.
God is the reason why even in pain we smile, even in sorrow we believe.
Even in betrayal we trust and even in fear we continue to fight.”

“In aiming excellent on every aspect of my life, I don’t want myself to be recognized.
I just want my GOD to be glorified…”

“How will you know if a person truly loves you?
It is when he\she brings you closer to GOD…”

“What if you are not belonging to GOD and it’s too late for you to know about it?
Let examine our self if our deeds is in the way of GOD…”

“JESUS is our greatest teacher, and we are HIS students…
And when we passed the test of our life we will have an everlasting course…
“It’s our eternal life…”
JESUS is our savior. He sacrificed for us…”

“Life is a combination of success and failures.
The best way to focus your life is never put a question mark where God has placed a period.”

“With GOD, we can take the choice and be content, take the hurt and brave, take the obstacles and build FAITH.”

“Hey look!
Watch out!
Have you ever wondered?
Have you ever amazed?
That each day…
-your eyes had been opened.
-you are still breathing.
-you can still move with a perfect shinning brightly.
Isn’t it amazing?
Our Creator had planned it all!
Have you ever thank GOD for that?
Get up!
And thank GOD for giving you this another day as another opportunity to glorify and serve our GOD…
You are blessed, therefore, be a blessing…”

“How to worship GOD in Spirit and in truth?
-Sing for HIM…
-Dance for HIM…
-Shout for HIM…
Giving your all in all in glorifying the LORD…
In praising HIM…
And in loving HIM…”

“It is really true that we need a true someone. One who looks tough, but won’t make us leaves a pain into our heart…”

“They say love starts when you begin to care and when you miss someone for no permanent reason. But what is most seen in love is you risk yourself to be fooled and get hurt just to feel a simple completeness.”

“Blessed are those people whose hearts beat with loving kindness for others…”

“Love is never about finding the hand that perfectly fits you. It’s about finding the person who is willing to hold your hand no matter how unfit it may be…”

“In love, you can’t see the bad side of someone. That’s the pathetic part of being in love and that sometimes even the “worst person” in this world can be the best person for your own belief…
As McPaul said,
“Love is not blind, love sees but doesn’t mind.”

“Sometimes, we must get hurt in order to grow.
We must feel in order to know that sometimes, our visions clear only after our eyes are washed away with tears in everything give thanks.”

“Forgetting someone is easy.
The only difficult part is to forget the memories we’ve made with that person.”

“Only the mind can make the right decision,
But undeniably the heart decides for your own happiness…”

“Friendship is a choice and we want them to know that building one with them is our choice.”

“Who said that pain always hurt?
I always love the pain in my stomach when my TRUE FRIENDS makes me laugh hard.”


“You can’t tap your back for a job well done.
You can’t hug yourself for comfort.
And you can’t cry on your shoulders when tears fall, those are the reasons why you have FRIENDS in your life…to let them do those things that you can’t do for yourself.”

“Sometimes, we admit that will never be a good friend to them or even give them a perfect care but there is only one thing we can promise to be one of their friends forever…”

“Friendship is a choice and we want them to know that building one with them is our choice.
It’s our wish to make them happy all the time in my own little ways…”

“The most touching line said by a best friend:
“When I die, don’t come near my body. It is because my hand may not be able to wipe your tears.”

SA CLASSROOM:
 PUPIL: Ma'am ambaho po dito may umutot!!

 TEACHER: Ok class kung sino ang umutot aminin na,
 bibigyan ko ng 99 highest grade!!

 PEDRO:( paika-ika lumakad palapit sa teacher)
 ma'am gawin nyo nang 100 kasi NATAE NA AKO!!!!

TATAY: mula ngayon walang magsasalita ng ingles.. ang sinumang magpa dugo ng ilong ko at sa nanay nyo, palalayasin sa pamamahay na to ! klaro ba ?
 ANAK: ang mga namutawi sa inyong mga labi ay mataman ko pong iiimbak sa sulok ng aking balintataw,
 sa kaibuturan ng aking puso, gugunam-gunamin, aariing salik ng aba at payak kong kabatiran..
 tatalikdan ang matatayog at palalong banyagang wika, manapay kakalingian,
 bibigkasin at sakdal timyas na sasambitin ng aking sangkalooban..
 TATAY: (tulala)

Amo: inday kpg may naghahanap samin sabihin mo "umalis" "nagsimba sa quiapo" kpg tinanong kung kailan ang balik sabihin mo "malapit na"
 Inday: opo ate!
 (Mine-morize ni inday ung sagot pero hindi ang tanong)
 (Habang naglilinis sa labas si inday, merong nagtatanong mula sa BAYGON Company
 Ahente: Mom, meron po ba kau lamok, ipis, at daga?
 Inday: Umalis!
 Ahente: Ha?? San Pumunta.
 Inday: Nagsimba sa Quiapo!
 Ahente: Nababaliw na Ata to?
 Inday: Malapit na!

Wala ka bang lovelife?
 Kung ganon..
 ...Pwede bang AKO maging LOVE mo?
 at IKAW..
 maging LIFE ko

“Ang pinakamalas na aksedente sa buhay ko ay yung..
Nahulog ang puso ko sa taong di ko gusto.”

ilang daang "MWAAh"...
ilang libong " miss u "...
ilang milyong " i love you "...
isang "GOODBYE" lng ang katapat, BURADO LAHAT
Boy: Pwede bang manligaw?..
Girl: Kiss muna.
haha..xD

Ang CRUSH ..
nagsimula
sa MATA
pumasok
sa DIBDIB
tumambay
sa ISIP
naging
BUKAMBIBIG
kaya sa huli,
naging
PAG-IBIG. :)

“Pag nasaktan diba madalas gawin ay
“uminom”
Para malasing..
“masaya”
Para maipakitang wala lang..
“gigimik”
Para makalimot..
Pero sa lahat ng itoh..
Diba iisa lang pangpagaan ng loob?
“ANG UMIYAK”

“Ang relationship ay parang coputer games,
Mabilis matapos kapag may CHEAT”

When you ask God for strength, you are not given strength but the opportunity to be strong. When you ask God for patience, you are not given patience but the opportunity to be patient. Sometimes, God does not give us direct answers to our prayers. Often, what He gives us are opportunities for us to learn how to have them.

“Real happiness comes not in achieving big things.
But it is enjoying the simple blessings in our life. Because the simplicity of life comes the completeness of God’s love…”

“Sometimes you have to fight for something to make everything alright.
You give your best and you give your all.
Yet, you still lose; you get tired, tell JESUS, he’ll take the fight and win it for you.”

“Today I’ll whisper a prayer for a dear like you…
For the best health, a god rest as you go on, and a beautiful wish that should come true.”

“Sometimes you have to distance yourself from a conflicting situation because at times, seeing things from afar makes you see reality.”

“Sometimes we think we have so little:
Little blessings,
Little work,
Little salary,
Little allowance,
But if we start to appreciate the little things in life, we will find out that we have much:
So much of family and friends, so much of love, so much of trust and so much of GOD in our hearts…”

Kung mapalit plang ang lalaki nga dli mg bnuang....
bahalag unsa ka mahal, ako jud tiguman...:D

boy; i want to be a super'hero guess my name?
girl: iron man? ahmmf super man?
boy: (smiled?) your man..
:)

I wish that every HEARTACHE would be a LESSON.
And I hope that EX-PARTNERS are like professors who will say,
“Any question before we move on?”

A Psychology teacher asked one of his students:
“What did you have that have not in you?”
But the student wisely answered:
“I have my love but his not here in me.”

“Sometimes, we’re just pretend to be okay just to show to everyone that we’re alright…
But they didn’t know that every smile I put on my lips is equivalent of endless tears in my heart…”

“Sometimes, we hate being bored.
Because it gives us a lot of time to think about the person we miss.”

"We can always be happy without commitment or
having a special someone...
infact, we're free to do what we always want...
but the only difference is that:
life is sweeter when we're inlove." :)


no matter how strong da love is...
der will always be a tym wherein you'll learn to say d words...
"I GIVE UP"

isang araw mgkasama tau nagbibiruan...
sabi mu sakin.." hndi ikaw ang mahal ko"
2mwa lng ako sabay sabing "bkt? cnabi ko bang mahal kita?"
tapos ngtawanan tau...
buti nlng bglang umulan
hndi mu napansin  2 mulo luha ko sa sobrang sakit ng biro mo...:(

Ang totoong ngmmhal ay parang matinong estudyante na nag e'exam...
HINDI tumitingin  sa iba kahit nahihirapan na..

3 AM
LASING: ( ngtxt )
pare! help patulak nman, ayaw umandar eh.
PARE:(naawa, nagbihis, at ngreply) plabas nko ng bahay, san ka?
LASING: Dito pare sa swing..

"  A LESS THAN"
bsta mga way ayo nga uyab!
ANgay..
"A LESS THAN"
hala!!!  A LESS THEY!....

He is my medicine when im pain,
my letter when im far,
my smile when im sad,
my handkerchief when i cry,
& my life when i DIE.
LETS LIVE W/ JESUS!!

Apo: lo, nagpula man imong simud, naglipstick ka lo?
Lolo: (milantaw sa samin)
Letse! ning imung lola, wala jud mgsulti gabii nga...
gidugo diay xa!

BATA: ayu! palit ko!
TINDERA: unsa paliton nmo dong?
BATA: juice daw nang, knang sa litro pack.
TINDERA: knang powder?
BATA: ngano man? Naay  bareta?

A GUY w/ his not so intelligent GF are walking by the shore
BF: babe, tan-awa oh! Nai patay nga bird.
GF: (Nihangad) Asa Babe?
So.. galupad ang patay nga bird??
haha

Bata nitutok sa maot nga tambay
tambay: hoy bata. .nganong lain man ka makalantaw?
Bata: ikaw nganong lain mn ka lantawon?

bastos jud ka bah!...
kalit lng ka'g sulod
sa aqung huna-huna
pnanghid pud!